Kingdom of Knuffel

A human child will one day wander into your sanctuary, your secret garden. Instead of killing him, as you are wont to do to trespassers and lost souls alike, you spare him, guide him back to his village. There was something about him... Years later, he returns to find you, and you marry beneath the leaves of an ancient oak tree, fated to live the rest of your eternity in happiness.

You're going to find a new star but don't realize it.

You'll be tangled up in local politics until it seems like your dream is dead, but the sheer rage and frustration will enable you to push through needed reforms and generations later you'll end up having your portrait hung in the local chamber of commerce as revitalizing the area.

Thankfully, that's impossible.

You're going to eat all the donuts you were planning to sell and become bankrupt.

Lol, good, I wouldn't wish bureaucracy on anyone, even if they do triumph in the end.



Hm, your fate... You're going to end up designing stages and costumes for famous broadway plays.

I'm not a citizen here so I can't take part in politics but even if I did I'd probably be more angry all the time than anything else XD

You're going to bake the biggest donut in the world and break the record.

Eh, most of the "politics" I was thinking of have nothing to do with public office and more to do with navigating all the conflicting egos of the volunteers who actually run things....

/cynical



Okay your fate is to become an urban legend, the Weeping Woman With Wuffel-mania. And the power of all that focused belief will actually bend your reality to match the stories.

Plants are going to grow all over you.

Your fate is to go to the World's Largest Beach Party (because everyone has to stay a distance from each other, so it's spread out over MILES) and to have lots of fun, the end.

your fate is to find a magical book in a library. You are transported to another world and start a new life