Kingdom of Knuffel

I'm stealing your shampoo.

I'd steal your hairdryer as mine is old and heavy.

Good idea! I've got one with a brush, it's so easy to use!

I'm stealing your unused bath water.

I'll steal all your hair products. :)

Noooo. They're the only things that work on my hair, took me 5 years to find them too.

I'm stealing your underwear.

i am stealing your snacks

Then I'm stealing all your fruits.

I heard someone mention figs.

I so want those!

You bake them into treacle cake and aaaaaah, I'm drooling....

*wipes off chin*

Right.

I'm stealing your figs!

I've never had any kind of cake with figs in it.

I'm stealing that cake then.

Yeah, it's so good....
mmm.

I might need to steal more figs to make more, since the first cake disappeared.


(think like a spicy ginger-bread sort of a cake but with fresh fig bits baked in so you have a kind of gooey fruit layer on top instead of icing.)