[ memorable quotes ]Nellie wrote:this thread is a wild ride
AliceON wrote:posting in this thread gives extra chances of:
getting fp
getting daycare tickets
getting items and materials from various villains
catching a fairy
Totenveloren1 wrote:Violence is always the answer!* :'D
*in this thread
Vineda wrote:Silly is this thread's middle name...
necroshear wrote:내가 사랑하는 비스트
I know
I love noodles
I adore noodles
I dream about noodles
I marry noodles
비스트 내가 사랑하는
Nellie wrote:farts are glorious toten, have you ever had to endure the smell of one? they're mighty and powerful and us humans shy away from them
KimiLavender wrote:'Tis the greatest dream of all, to be quoted by mercu :P No higher honor exists in this world or the other!
Merrymaking wrote:You are never alone. Think about the Vashta Nerada, the Silence, and everything else... and even if you don't believe in them, there's always the bacteriae. "mchappy"
Nellie wrote:I'm going to kill myself, come back to life and piss on my own grave
Nellie wrote:but I don't know german stef I can't just say shnitzel hitler pickle frickle
Nellie wrote:I think for the first time in days I'm all out of pee
good thing too, because I'm out of pants
Nellie wrote:just out of curiosity did any of you ever swallow a bit of chocolate and then swung your head upside down because I did and the chocolate went straight to my nostrils and it stung so very bad
Projectwolfie wrote:lighting people on fire is fun
Projectwolfie wrote:HOW DO TUMBLR.
1. Click links.
2. ??????
3. Profit
Nellie wrote:I'm doing alright, I just had a magnificent pee trip after holding in for like two hours
and how are you? :P
Nellie wrote:WHY IS NOBODY ELSE FUNNY
OH WHAT A CURSE TO BEAR
Projectwolfie wrote:Put a bow on the cake. Then the cake is a cutie pie. c:
Totenveloren1 wrote:"I am fire, I am death. I am mercu" xD
Totenveloren1 wrote:Omg imagine you're getting fed up with their christian pop cause you can't sleep and you try to angrily yell out your window and you go 'JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!'
and you just get a chorus of 'AMEN' back xD
Totenveloren1 wrote:I watch/read plenty of comedy, have you spoken with Casey in this thread before? Plenty of comedy to be had :P
Nellie wrote:it's not your fault, Chris is just an obscure joke maker, so obscure he's like a cave
Nellie wrote:you know it's a good idae when mercu agrees
Nellie wrote:forgive me for my sims
Totenveloren1 wrote:Man governments are like angry birds where everyone is either bird or pig no real difference they're just angry and wreck everything >>
Nellie wrote:luckily I'm an expert at fast walking so zoom zoom motherfuckers
Nellie wrote:I reject the probablity and maths of all kinds
Nellie wrote:I too desire to become toilet paper
then I'd get all the ass
Nellie wrote:I never check sizes because size doesn't matter when matters is how you use it :v
Totenveloren1 wrote:my brother made a mess again and wrecked part of his car, again. I'm not going to go into the details but it was just hilarious cause my parents and him are discussing/complaining about the repair costs and my mom made a comment on how the repair price is almost what they paid for the car so she sarcastically commented 'why not get a whole new freaking car for you to wreck' and right at that point a car sale commercial came on the tv xD
Projectwolfie wrote:Apples kill doctors: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
kaguya wrote:Ald you are the decaf of evil =P
kaguya wrote:Lots of things can be small and fluffy, like Ald for example.
Nellie wrote:that's because mercu is the best pizza
AliceON wrote:you can mow the kids on the lawn
Nellie wrote:everything is common in this thread
expect everything
mercu wrote:i can do one girl every day.
Errisa wrote::D yea yea. Mercu is the cutest, handomest, gorgeous AND hottest person ever <3
AliceON wrote:you don't worship mercu???????
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
AliceON wrote:*eyes the hammer*
this is a very dangerous sex toy, concidering our topics here. should be handled with care
AliceON wrote:you can show me your weapons collection but keep in mind that I have 2 vibes, 1-2 anal plugs (unised though) and 2-3 love-balls sets in my arcenal so I can pretty much buzz to death literally anyone ;)
Veetles wrote:shit if mercu says it it must be true
Errisa wrote:And yes nick definitely missing out on sexy amazing Vee... -takes him down to average looking nick- >>
Nellie wrote:you should have hijacked the bus
Nellie wrote:I am sorely disappointed at your respect for authority and legal matters
AliceON wrote:vee's right
not fitting perfect into a system doesn't mean the problem is you. more often than not it's the other way round
Nellie wrote:dog day is everyday if you properly care and love your dog
if you're a shitstain who abandons dogs however, you can go fuck yourself and shove a whole rotweiller up your ass
featherquill wrote:A lot of people think I'm flirty but I'm just really nice.
Alduril wrote:remember, if you are in corner you have two sides protected and can atack in most directions while having vitals safe!
Projectwolfie wrote:Everything's the government's fault. Even the fact that there are no more donuts left in the your box is because the CIA stole the last one.
Projectwolfie wrote:The United Nations of Mercu.
Or as I like to call it, UNOM.
Projectwolfie wrote:Pray the plaque away.
Projectwolfie wrote:There are no adults.
Just other children who try to pretend to be adults.
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