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I laugh...
When things are funny.  35%  [ 47 ]
So I don't cry.  19%  [ 26 ]
By myself alone in a room.  19%  [ 26 ]
Haha hahahaha.  27%  [ 36 ]
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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Oct 24th, '20, 15:14    
Leilailla

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One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops...
...but Toucan.

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Oct 24th, '20, 18:45    
ArmyAunt

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Early in the thread, Akili Li had a chicken crossing joke. I've seen a lot of those, but one I came up with myself for Florida chickens is:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To prove to the opossum that it can be done.

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Oct 28th, '20, 02:25    
JosieQ

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Leilailla wrote:One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops...
...but Toucan.

We are all dumber for having read that. Worth it.

ArmyAunt, on the topic of your joke:

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I love opossums. XD

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Dec 3rd, '20, 10:01    
CrystalOwl

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A piece of pepperoni pizza walks into a bar, the bartender shouts:

“Stop! We don’t serve food here! :mcargh: “

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 26th, '21, 02:18    
Beautiful Disaster

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Here's my favorite

What's brown and sticky?
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A stick!

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May those who love us love us And those who don't love us May God turn their hearts, And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May He turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 27th, '21, 06:26    
scrumpster-

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Two men walk into a bar.
"OUCH!" Says the first.
"Who put this bar here?" Says the second.






kinda a bad joke, but it's all I've got

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 27th, '21, 06:44    
JosieQ

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How do you make an electrician cry?
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Kill his family.

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 27th, '21, 08:55    
Beautiful Disaster

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What did one casket say to the other?
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"Is that you coffin'?"

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May those who love us love us And those who don't love us May God turn their hearts, And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May He turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 29th, '21, 08:20    
JosieQ

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https://64.media.tumblr.com/d427720d1dc ... c77d98.jpg

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Oct 18th, '21, 10:20    
JosieQ

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From Garfield Minus Garfield, a hilarious thing what takes Garfield out of Garfield comics so Jon looks insane:


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