My mother won't eat orange cheese. She said she ate some orange cheese years ago, had some weird allergic reaction, ended up in the hospital, and that's when she found out she was pregnant with me.

My babysitter when I was a kid used to just grab things to snack on while shopping. She'd just grab a handful of green beans and whatnot.

Yeah, I'm really careful to wash produce off before I eat it because I just picture all the hands that have touched it. So that seems doubly weird to me that she would do that!

Lol, you reminded me of how sometimes I feel like Im in an Elder Scrolls game and want to steal stuff [but I dont].

Not sure if you played an Elder Scrolls game, but one thing they had were blocks of cheeses you could eat to regain your health, so you were tempted constantly by all the health items just sitting around in peoples houses.