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Will you make Rayven laugh?
Yes  22%  [ 15 ]
No  13%  [ 9 ]
I'm just here for the food.  64%  [ 43 ]
Total votes : 67
 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 5th, '20, 08:41    


Akili Li

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ha ha ha ha, oh, I like that one!

Hm, let's see?


How about an Ogden Nash poem?

"I think that I shall never see
a billboard as lovely as a tree
In fact, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all"

That one always makes me laugh. True when he wrote it, true now.

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 6th, '20, 14:03    


Rayven

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Very true! XD I love that one. :qg:




What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
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Diddly-squats.

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 8th, '20, 01:09    


Rayven

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Boop

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 8th, '20, 09:25    


Akili Li

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That seems about my level of exercise.
>.<

Eh, here's an old one....

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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to show the mole it could be done.
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insert other local high-frequency roadkill as needed

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I want to buy or trade for these knuffels:
Earth Gen 18, Light Gen 19, Fire Gen 21, Air/Light/Water Gen 22, Light Gen 23, Earth/Light Gen 25, Darkness Gen 26.
Please PM me if you can help!

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 9th, '20, 09:27    


Luluannabell

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No matter how much you push the envelope
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it'll still be stationary

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 9th, '20, 19:42    


Akili Li

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ooooh, that one got me to groan.

Which was a pity, because now the dog knows I'm here (he'd forgotten) and I'll have to go give him some attention. >.<

Not done here, though!

Oh, well.


Hm, quick, let me think of...
Alright, let me make up a limerick.

There was a young knuffel so wild
she made the wuffels look mild
She threw flowers at the king
And proceeded to sing
and had half the kingdom beguiled

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I want to buy or trade for these knuffels:
Earth Gen 18, Light Gen 19, Fire Gen 21, Air/Light/Water Gen 22, Light Gen 23, Earth/Light Gen 25, Darkness Gen 26.
Please PM me if you can help!

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 11th, '20, 01:36    


Rayven

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Those were awesome! Thank you both. :qg: Jokes and limericks. I'm getting spoiled. XD







What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
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A chicken sees a salad.


I actually had to think about this one for a few seconds....XD

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 11th, '20, 08:24    


Luluannabell

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Oh no, not the dog! nice limerick tho


Rayven: You're welcome.
ugggggghh puns

My grandpa has the heart of a lion
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and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 13th, '20, 01:12    


Rayven

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That one got dark fast. XD



Where do you find a cow with no legs?
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Right where you left it.

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 Post subject: Re: Rayven's Spam-Please leave a funny comment! <3
Posted: Aug 13th, '20, 15:23    


kitah810

Joined: Feb 9th, '20, 14:23
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

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