I probably would have stood there with a stupid look on my face.
xD
I went out to eat with my dad. He's so funny.
He was talking about drinking and driving home and how he got a flat, got out to fix the flat, a cop drove up and asked if he needed help, he said no, fixed the flat, the car was dead, so he hitchhiked all the way to his uncle's and banged on the door at 3AM and asked for a jump start, went back to the car, got it started and the other tire was flat so he said "Fuck it uB<" and drove on a flat tire all the way home xD
Dad: I'll get you something next time I go to Walmart.
Me: Aren't you going tonight?
Dad: Shut up >8u
He talked about how he's almost died so many times and that he must have someone looking out for him.