I want secret services to eat 10,000 plates that contain golf balls while smelling hamburgers that hate cowboy cookies and stories about men in tights and leotards. You act demented when I waste a noodle that tastes like chicken. You could also take a bath in holy water bowls with seven cookies shaped with love. Butterflies will be sharks whenever goldfish pay dead. She can't put one million tacos inside a mouth with more butter. Can your Scorpion sing nursery rhymes that are crazy with pickles and strawberries that dance like they want to win a golden necklace that sparkles in green goo and rabbit cages? Children love to sing about absolutely nothing when magic creates teal a large apple core because they ate sandwiches. Photographers wanted for the circus to be tested for some mysterious monkeys that eat little things out of miniature poodles. Did you ever see lizards that chew McNuggets with denture filled with Elmer's glue? Do I need a pie to eat muffins or should the cake eat with the cookie that likes me? When my large rabbit eats that green carrot i wonder that it would do if they tried making peanut covered chocolate filled lasagna. Where can I find polka music with little interruptions of shrieking banshees that like to eat off my old dinner table every Friday night. If McDonald's can make one kind of secret recipe with pickled ostriches, they could buy more paper containers for acidic police flies. The forum misconstrued what I once jellified many times on Saturday at dawn because it looked at their posts with binoculars and magnifying furry little earrings that dance around like a wolf in Canada with their dust bunnies. Every Gaian is going to shimmy like there's many large rooms vacant at the local shelter because there's fire in the streets and GODZILLA is on the McDonald's sign singing a symphony about magical driver games. If you right a cat food you feed them like a large fish. When it sings hymns under the palm tree, it can't hear... Somehow they wonder why dragons tried to sit upon mushrooms that spit elevator riders into moonlight-eating pepper shakers. Catastrophic events can chew your dinosaur feet with three angry prada mail cakes. What I wouldn't do for a nightmare about chocolate bunnies with insanely large eyes and a willing peanut shaped cat that eats chocolate. Tomorrow, everyone will die. Thus, pixies shall burn thirteen voodoo dolls and homicidal priests.

Ron 181 +
Hermione 59 -

[_] My sibling and I have somthing in common that we actually had a choice about.
[x] I'm an only child.
[x] I have a cellphone.
[x] I have a pet snake.

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The Accidental Husband

(>_>; I share a computer with other people...)

Gray

There's only one woman's words that should affect the mood of my husband. Those are mine.

32: Night of the Qualsh
A holiday

Lord Wuffel