I know juuuust enough to sound like a badly trained weeb

And I can't read it at all ._.

Cats:
Big Guy, big orange heating pack turd cat. He likes being carried around like a toddler on the hip. He's about fours ears old, and loves being under blankets during the winter. Orange tabby
His sister Jazz, who knows how to open doors, smells weird for a cat, and when she stretches, can nearly reach the doorknob. Her meow is a squeak, and she's a shoulder rider. Calico
Her son Corbin is an idiot who loves being carried like a baby. Chatty when he wants attention. Mother and son do not get along. He's about three. Looks like a seal point Siamese (or whichever one has cream skin) but for his stripes on his legs being too faint to truly be one. He has a sister who looks the same, but with black skin
Rufus, a four month old kitten. He generally asks permission to give you attention, but once granted, he's in your face about it. Literally. The corner of my bed closest to the window is his favorite spot. Standard tabby
His sister Doink lives up to her name. She loves hunting flies. Her favorite spot is being curled up next to me. If she's feeling cold, she wants under the blankets, where she tends to settle down on my hip. Grey

Awwww! I love that you guys are cat people >w<

yami: awwww, my oldest cat was named Molly! She died when she was about 20

Lia: sounds like you have a lot of cats! the most I've ever had at one point of time was like, 15 ^^;

My oldest is Smokey, she's really sweet and very vocal when she's hungry lol she's about ...uhh... 15 or so?

My oldest boy is a tiny head, fat lover boy who likes to rub on you and follow you and even will go under the covers with you. he has a thing when you hold him where he hugs you lol he's probably about 13

and Jake (from statefarm) i'm guessing is less than 6months old, he can be really really cute.... but he has a bad biting problem when it comes to attacking hands. I need to break that habit but not sure how >.> he is currently bffs with my moms little dog lol

Three cats and two kittens right now. Would be only one kitten but both had separation anxiety when we adopted just Pearl (now Doink) to where PetCo called mom and almost begged for us to adopt Ziggy (now Rufus)

One year we had over 50 kittens, so even 15 isn't overly much for me

Forgot to mention that every time Rufus sees Big Guy, he zips over all "BUDDY!!!1!!!!11! :DDDDDDDDD" so the orange turd stares at you all "really? Get him away from me"

PFFFFFFT JAKE FROM STATE FARM
Smack him lightly on the head every time he does. The pain doesn't last long, but it has him stop

ohhhh wooooow 50!? I mean...like.... HOW??? XD

cats are fun lol it does sound like yours are very cute :3

YYYyyeeeaaahhhh X'D is that too weird of a name? I joke that he's wearing cat-kis cus he's a little orange thing o3o lol he gets pretty mad when I whack him though, it doesn't seem very affective to me :q i'll figure something out lol, thanks :)

Pair of golden eagles nested by our house that year and feasted ._.

They can be

Hello, I have one named Doink, Jake from State Farm isn't much weirder
There's always spray bottle of water method

*Wanders in* hello...I don't have any cats because my family is allergic. I have a pug, though. He acts like a cat.

Hello everyone! I have 4 dogs and a cat.