Considering you can't smell and all of these ideas are coming from you, maybe you should take note. I might not be the weird one here.

I can't remember weird capitalization being used like that pre-spongebob meme. Maybe I don't frequent the right regions of the internet.

Iron Chef also considers it to still be ice cream once you've added salmon. Everyone else knows that's not true. Wasn't powdered mummy used as some sort of aphrodisiac?

Dad and I might watch it this weekend. We'll see.
Netflix choice paralysis isn't weird. It's very common. Everybody gets it. I've considered watching Queer Eye, but it's pretty low on my list. My list is huge. Korean historical fantasy drama is at the top.

It's not getting colder. I think we're on our way out. Everything is melting and then freezing and then melting again. I'm afraid I'm going to slip and drown on my way home today.

What kind? I've never considered a mac book to be masculine. Very agender computer vibe.
By March 5th would be good. March 12th is pretty much the absolute deadline.

Same. I might take a couple days off if you come up.

I had a dream that I took Coral to Ohio instead of you. I remembered I had her and that I hadn't fed her in over a week, and then I tried to remember the last time I'd seen her. I found her under the bed. She was fine, but very hungry. I was worried I would have to tell you that I'd killed your cat, even though she was my cat in the dream.

How many times must I defend my sense of smell to you? It is real! I smell things! The fact that I smell fewer things than you does not make me less human or my stank opinions less stankful!

I can't imagine that it was invented for the spongebob meme. That may have been where it made it big, but it seems like the sort of thing tumblr or reddit would have come up with.

I believe it was used as a cure-all sort of medicine. So, probably an aphrodisiac. Did people back then just gloss over the whole cannibalism angle? Or did they not think of Egyptian mummies as people?

I didn't mean that the fact of having choice paralysis was weird. I meant more that this particular choice paralysis was a weird one. I'm really hesitant to start anything longer than 13 episodes right now, because I feel like that would be signing away the next year of my life to a Korean drama.

RIP snow. This winter was so disappointing. I didn't realize that moving one state-length south would put me years ahead in global warming.
Does the mud freeze at night? Our mud has stopped freezing at night.

It's their new 13" macbook pro, which is physically smaller than their old 13" macbook pro despite having the same size screen. The apple symbol on top is mirrored now. I think it's the size difference that gives it a masculine presence.

I'll do the logo by the end of this weekend! Thusly have I spoken, and thusly shall it be.

All right. It's a real plan now. I will visit over spring break. Woo.

Thank you for not starving my/your cat to death in your sleep? I sometimes have dreams about irresponsible animal ownership, but never about my actual pets. Usually they're about a litter of improbably small kittens that I find in a dumpster, or something.

But you saying that I am too sensitive is silly if you can barely smell anything. You should never be surprised by spoiled milk. It's something normal people smell.

Seems like it is most effective in a stupid meme font. I can't see it being used at its peak effectiveness in normal text.

It's an artifact, not a person. They stole it fair and square. Leave them alone.

Just watch the k-drama. It's really good. I wish the leading man had a stronger chin, though. Chins are apparently for villains and comic relief and old men.

Why would you think global warming is linear? Foolish. The mud here is still frozen in the morning when I walk to work.

I don't understand why a smaller computer reads as masculine to you. That sounds backwards to me.

Does that mean you'll send it to me Sunday night, or Monday morning?

Maybe you should tell Dad, too.

I should have known it was a dream. A real cat would never just hide under the bed and wait for death by starvation. They would be incredibly annoying. It would be impossible to forget them.

You're too mentally sensitive. Not olfactorily sensitive. I accept and respect your olfactory dominance. That said, I still think you should have more mental fortitude than to be disgusted by the thought of sesame potato.

Sometimes it takes a while to find your place in the world. Doubly so if your place is a meme.
I wonder about the fates of people whose faces have become iconic memes. How does one react to meeting a meme star in real life?

Are you implying it was normal to eat other artifacts? Chowing down on some Grecian urns, perhaps?

You are very keen on the presence of chins. Is he otherwise attractive? Does everyone other than him have a chin? How many of the 3000 episodes have you even watched?

I don't typically associate largeness with maleness for inanimate objects. Like raptors, or spiders, I think of the females as being large to produce high quantities of eggs and defend the nest. It might actually be the proportions, though? It's much thinner for its screen area than my old laptop.

Yes. Sunday night or Monday morning.

He doesn't need to know. I will show up with a screaming cat late in the night.

But after trying them you also concluded that they were a bad idea. My strategy is superior because I didn't have to try them.

Haven't some of them been tracked down? They continue to be normal people. I would suggest leaving them alone if you meet them in real life, because that sort of attention must be annoying.

Yes? People were stupid. Are stupid. Tide pods?

I like a good chin. He's fine otherwise, and I like his character. The female lead also has an uninspiring chin. It turns out there is only one season, and it is shorter than 3000 episodes. I've seen three episodes and they continue to be good.

Computers don't lay eggs or have nests. Is that why yours was always breaking? You tried to build it a nest? Sounds like it will be even easier to break than your first one.

That does not answer my question.

Sounds like fun.

NaNo?

Fine. Lord your powers of nose prediction over me. I'll be over here, not suffering because I can't smell the stank.

Is "tracked down" even the right word? I assume those who know them in real life have always been able to connect the meme to the person. Perhaps "publicized". And the only one I know of for sure is the "Success" kid on the beach, and his fame wound up crowdfunding some sort of medical care for his father. That's the opposite of annoying attention, I think. Probably helps that he was a small child and is now unrecognizable.

So... the teenagers eating Tide pods are inheriting the grand tradition of those who chowed down on human corpses? Someone should tell them that.

How many fewer than 3000?
You should watch Queer Eye. Only eight episodes long and very uplifting. I cried.

Computers aren't happy unless they have nests filled with baby iPhones to take care of. It's important for their mental well-being.

I have no better answer. I can't predict the future. What am I, an oracle?

NaYes.

But you did suffer! Early warning is important! For example, I knew the canned chef boyardee alfredo was going to make me poop immediately, so I was prepared to dash for the bathroom after eating it.

I remember it was popular for a while to track down meme people. It was not done by people who knew them. They did not do any crowdfunding.

Only if they think it will do something good for them, not because they just can't help but shove laundry detergent into their mouths. It's the intention.

About 2980 less than 3000. Dad is going to watch it, too.
But now the Facebook is saying the first couple didn't get back together. So it's worthless and no longer uplifting.

Are the nests made with flung candy wrappers?

More like a Safari?

NaWhat?

Theoretically, though, if I learn to make better life choices, like paying attention to the expiration dates on my milk jugs, I will suffer less than you. What I lack in olfaction I can make up for in sense. Theoretically.

Oh, that's gross. Why would people do that? People are gross. What did they do when they found the meople (meme-people)?

So today's teenagers are... worse than old-timey cannibals? Or is it an orthogonal shift, since they're doing it for no reason, but they're also not destroying priceless historical artifacts/eating human bodies?

Wait, only 20? Seriously? BRB, going to watch some Korean historical fantasy.
I didn't really expect that couple to stay together. They had already divorced once, and the fact that he was now dressing better and practicing good skincare wasn't going to change whatever fundamental issues had driven them apart. The upliftingness stands.

Flung candy wrappers, broken power cables, and the pieces of plastic that once held memory cards in place. The baby iPhones are kept warm by the heat off the bottom of the furiously overworked laptop.

I think I'm doing original fiction this April. I've been considering a foray into a trendier, 1st-person writing style, on the also trendy subject of lesbian superheroes. It's a genre.
What's your plan? Fanfic? Finishing the MCP, perhaps?

My smelling power is both a gift and a curse. Meanwhile, your anti-silicon thumb is only a curse, as is your power to lose small dropped objects.

It wasn't really gross. They just wanted to see if they still looked like their meme selves. Pretty tame.

I think it's much better than destroying historical objects. The only person you hurt by eating a tide pod is yourself.

Right? It's so good!
Why did they even bother? That seems like a waste of time and sort of rude.

Does the new computer get really warm? That doesn't seem like a good start to your relationship.

Are you going to be frequenting the "How to write LGBT... Characters" forum? Why is 1st person lesbian superheroes a genre?
I have no idea help.

I am burdened with glorious purpose. My purpose appears to be destruction. Can I trade it for your nose?

Hmm I watched a little more Secret Healer and I'm not sure what I think of it. The over-acting done during the comedic bits is kind of jarring compared to the completely straight serious bits. The female lead also looks SUPER young compared to her love interests. Is she actually 17?

It's not like it was the Queer Eye team's idea to get him and his ex-wife back together. It's a makeover show, not a relationship show. The fact that he thought that skincare was going to repair his relationship was his own fool mistake. I sincerely hope he didn't go back to living in sadness and squalor once she broke up with him, though, because that would be a senseless waste of the Fab Five's efforts.

It doesn't get any warmer than my last one, but the fans kick in really loud when I have too many tabs open at once, which the last one didn't do. I'm not sure what the difference is, except this one is so much thinner, and that could affect heat distribution??? Or something???

I might visit it. I get most of my LGBT info from tumblr these days. And anyway, for me, writing lesbians shouldn't be all that different from writing straights, since I have no relationship experience and don't experience sexual attraction anyway. Equal levels of ignorance.
I cannot explain the existence of the 1st person lesbian superheroes genre. I had the story idea first, and while doing research discovered that this is a thing already. Maybe I'm just very attuned to the current cultural climate.

Is the issue that you have no plot ideas? No preferred fandom? Or are you not even sure you want to do fanfic? Do you have any old story ideas you could dust off?