When people ask me what I do now, I usually say, "I'm a stay at home...." then trail off awkwardly. I quit working to move in with my partner because he lived in the middle of nowhere. Then we moved back out of the middle of nowhere. But then we started trying to get pregnant, so I didn't go back to work. Then we failed to get pregnant, but his mother moved in with us, so I didn't go back to work. And now I've been out of work for 11 years and have no references and have like 30 pets that are a full-time job, so I just clean all day.
I'm the same way. People probably think I'm really selfish or something because I always talk about myself. But it's because my memory is so bad that I never remember what anyone says.... So I can't be like, "Oh, hey, how did your mom's surgery go last week?" or anything like that, you know? I feel bad, but I just don't remember anything...
