Hotarla wrote: ↑Dec 28th, '24, 06:22
so......its a funny murder mystery? lol
The author has great humor and dark humor. Reading the second book in the Mattie Winston series and I'm still dying. x'D
She fell in a small puddle of human decomp and got it all over herself along with a lot of maggots... eventually she stripped down to her undies in front of 4 male cops, her co-worker Arnie and then the camera happy whats-her-face appears taking photos.. >W>
Then later, she is t-boned by a teen that was texting and driving who ran a red light, well the EMTs thought there was brain matter all over her face and head.. and she licked some of it.. the one EMT passed out from it.. x'D It was her lunch... Expired Cottage Cheese and Strawberry Jam.. x'D the EMT said this:
"Hey! There you go," Hal says. "I think she's in better shape than my partner here. I'm going to have to call for a backup ambulance for him. I'm afraid seeing a patient eat her own brains was simply more than he could take."