You're going to become the darkness itself

You're fated to find the *perfect* Christmas Tree to bring back to the castle.

The staff you've been looking for for so long is going to disappear under the snow

Lol, you're fated to always have to worry about the security of your staff, until you invent a brilliant spell that will always return it to you when you call for it. The spell becomes super popular, and everyone wants to learn it from you, and you become so rich you open a staff manufacturing plant.

You're fated to never be able to see such a beautiful staff ever again

You're fated to skid on the ice and be caught (just in time!) by a passing snow elf, who invites you to an Underhill dance. You'll be too canny to get caught and trapped Underhill and will leave in time without eating or drinking anything. This distresses the snow elf, who wanted you to stay, and you will spend the rest of your life being serenaded by songs meant to entice you back Underhill.

You're going to become one of the most well known and respected general of the kingdom.

You're going to get turned into a small porcelain doll, and used as a centerpiece in Doughnight Celebrations. This will give you an unparalleled viewpoint, and when you are restored to your usual self you'll write a best-seller about the experience.

You're fated to bump into many things until you finally decide to open your eyes again

You're fated to get foggy glasses every time you go inside after you were outside for a while -or go outside after being inside for a while!