Kingdom of Knuffel

I'm stealing your pillow

I'll take whatever is hidden under your bed, unless there's only dust, of course!

I'm stealing your alarm clock.

I'm stealing your bed covers. Want to become cosy

I'll steal a single glove from every pair you own! :D

I'm stealing your hot water bottle.

I'll steal every pair of your shoes. xD

I'm stealing your sweaters

I think I own like, one sweater. You won't be getting much. xD

I'll take YOUR sweaters though, because I actually like them despite not owning any. xD

How are you even surviving in the winter?

I'm stealing your coats