Kingdom of Knuffel

Make sure you wear sunscreen before standing outside all day, you wouldn't want to get a sunburn.

Go wash your hands before dinner, sweetie.

stop fanning urself and get back to studying

I told you before! No pets in the house, also that hat looks like it's falling apart where on earth did you get it?

if you're going to smoke dear, please do it outside.

Did you sleep in the tree again? There's a leaf stuck in your hair!

Please confine your summoning of evil spirits to the basement dear, we don't want them burning down this house like they did the last

I think we need to go to the hospital.

Fingerpaint anywhere but yourself, I'm sick of bathing you.