Kingdom of Knuffel

You are fated to become a Guardian Spirit and watch the world change over the centuries until you are no longer able to navigate it well enough to protect your charges. Then, finally, can you retire.

You're going to get lost in the forest.

You're fated to stumble across a disguised fairy in the middle of nowhere. You'll successfully pass a "test", and be "rewarded" with a "happily ever after" which is not what you actually wanted to do with your life. You'll end up spending ages feeling confused, resentful, and bewildered, before another fairy will set things to rights again.

You're going to trip on your own tail and fall down a couple of stairs.

You're going to be running with that weapon and actually manage to poke someone's eye out, just like mothers always warn against. Good thing you've got magical healing powers and can fix it.

Your favorite music is going to make you fall asleep.

You will hear the call of the sea and disappear in it, to go where nobody else is never went.

Your tongue is going to become frozen and fall off.

You're fated to be known as the "mystery of the sky". A few people have seen you and they never live another day to tell.