Kingdom of Knuffel

Apparently I am extremely constipated
What the heck o.e

Ouch. I had that problem once when I was pregnant. Not fun.

I had a much more mild case back when I was going through chemo, tho it felt worse cuz of everything else

So now I have to chug down a shitton of water and take stool softeners and drink this thing that's "ooh diarrhea in 0.001 seconds"

I feel so bad for you.

The worst part?
I hate lemons and the thing is lemon flavored
GAAAAAAHHH

"Produces bowel movement in 1/2 to 6 hours"
Supervisor is aware I'm unlikely to come in tomorrow cuz of this, hopefully i can get to work come Monday tho

Had some soup, too
Finished one of my water bottles that was mostly empty anyway

Now for El Shitto and more water
Joy

Bummer.

It's not workiiiiiiiiiiiin

Yay diarrhea :|

I guess it all coming out finally tho

At least you won't have the discomfort anymore.

The discomfort of it all staying in is switching to the discomfoet of it all coming out in spurts
Which one is worse x.x