Kingdom of Knuffel

you're banned because you showed too much skin

You're banned for sleeping

You're banned for tattooing your face!

You're banned for being outside without a coat.

You're banned for not petting those sheep in the background!

I ban you for hurting everyone's eyes with neon colors! :D

I can't see why you should be banned maybe you tried to smuggled candies out of the kitchen for the kids ? could be prohibited although cute

You're banned for bringing snow inside

You're banned for going too literal with "Your present is me".