Kingdom of Knuffel

I'm scared for her. For both of them! She's so.... argh! Why doesnt she act normal? She's scaring me! I hope she's ok. And her! She won't stop! One day, I'll never leave you! The other, she says the same thing, then turns around and walks off with them... WHY MUST SOCIAL LIFE BE SO HARD! I can't even function around her. Trying to be cheerful. Make witty comebacks to her stupid and nonsensical remarks. But no. She refuses, the little potato. She just won't back down. All she thinks about is me me me me me. Love ME. ARGH! Why can't she just shut the crap up and never talk to me or her and just GO AWAY!

I'm astounded by your ignorant and hypocritical lack of logic. How dare you even insinuate that I'm not actually trying to find a job and that I plan on 'mooching' off my parents till I'm 28? Like where do you even get such bullshit?

And where do you think you get the right to even say something like that, when not 5 minutes later you tell everyone, laughing all the while, that you've been literally faking a handicap so you can remain on your social pay roll and not have to work. WHAT??!

You're a 43 year old man. You don't have a job because you get paid social benefits for something you admit you don't even really have. You then joke about being 'allergic to work' and laugh while everyone envies you for 'beating the system'.

But you really think nothing seems a little off or such with insinuating, in front of all these people, that I'm probably not even trying to get a job? Wow. I have never wanted to hurt someone so badly in my entire life. The only thing that stopped me was the thought that it wasn't worth it. Might risk you getting a scratch and then using that as an excuse to not work.