Kingdom of Knuffel

You will slowly turn into a statue of jade, to be worshiped as a god of purity.

You're going to loose all the hair at the back of your head

You'll be the lone survivor of a major disaster and become a world-renowned emergency safety expert.

You will become a world famous musician. In your retirement, you will tran a new generation of revolutionary musicians.

your fate is to fall down a talll building. next you break your foot and have to see a doctor

You're going to join a hush-hush government spy agency. You might have many amazing deeds to your name, but no one can know or speak about it.

You're going to become the top harp player in the world

You're going to become the neighborhood mother figure; all the kids who live near you will end up coming to you for advice as they grow up, and nervously asking your opinion about their dates, and wanting to cry on your shoulders through their first heartbreaks. You will be the glue that binds your neighborhood together.

your fate is to find an elder dragon. you then befriend it and live a happy life

Hmmm.

I think yours is going to be to invent a time machine just so you can go back and make sure that the "Little Bunny Foo-Foo" song is never created.