Kingdom of Knuffel

You lose every argument you have the better arguments for by getting tongue-tied at the most inappropriate moments. :}

You're going to hide your treasure and forget where you hid it because of old age.

You are going to live forever, but partially because of some curse with a mild, but annoying side effect.

Your fate is to wander down a mysterious path and find your long lost family

You're going to get lost in the school and get a detention because you're late to your next class

You'll become a wandering healer, always there to help people along your journeys.

Your horns are going to be stuck in a fence and you'll have to call the police for help.

You will keep having to find new servants for your palace, as they never seem to stick around for some reason...

You are going to eat your neighbor's lunch by mistake.

(Oh noes, not my horns!)

You are going to fall asleep while watching TV and miss your favourite show!