Kingdom of Knuffel

Aha not going to happen, sitting on the floor is way too uncomfortable. :p

You're going to try dying your hair another color and dye your horns by mistake

Meh, at least they'll match.

You are fated to grow out your hair and never again cut it, and ending up in the Guinness World Records because of it.

Actually grew it out for 20 years and it still barely reached the middle of my back (but it's curly )

You're going to get mistaken for a god and people will love you.

I have curly hair too, we can only really tell how long it really is when it's wet, lol. And hell yeah, praise me people! I am all-powerful!

Yooo, you're fated to become the best known Geisha in the damn world, and people will pay big bucks just to get to bask in your presence!

Some of the perverts here would probably pay regardless XD

You're going to end up having a KOFK hiatus and come back after a year.

You're going to choke on your dango but be saved by your best friend. Proving to your parents who wanted to split you up that you're always there for each other.

Oh noes, no hiatuses for me. I'd miss so many great items!!! D:

You are fated to be saved by living shadows after a grievous accident, and live the rest of your life as their mistress and friend.

You're going to have a flying accident and run into my window

Hahah, at least we'll meet in person!

You're going to feed on dozens of very pretty people in order to make them your pets :p

Oh my god, there was a character like that in something I read recently ...

You're going to get lost in space and be rescued by your worst enemy.