Kingdom of Knuffel

Sort like how I mention that I live in New York and people ask what it's like living in the Big Apple
Go look at a map, dolt. NYC is one small part of NYS. I live next to a cow farm and farmland
-.-"

Yeah but the problem is when you Google New York City all you see is the big city no farms. Also that's all people associate NYC with. :\

NYS also has apple orchards and vineyards
Not gonna see those in NYC either
Going on this map, I84 is north of NYC
There's a loooooooot is state left
It's gotten so bad (plus the taxes) that there's been petitions for NYC to be a state of its own, separate from the rest of NYS

It's also kind of sad when people assume that NUC is the state capital. Poor Albany

The map doesn't work.

URRGHH!!! My dad is driving me crazy! Every bloody time I have a problem with something not working he keeps saying: You gotta be smarter than the thing.
But if I tell him not to he gets uptight and tells me: Then I won't talk to you then. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not that I don't want him to talk to me I just want him to freaking stop saying that! I'M NOT A BLOODY IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the rant.

Damn
Google New York State map, I grabbed the first result

Throw it at him?

Candy: LOL didn't even know Nebraska was a state of farms and horses xD

uwu there there *pats* Rants are good time to time.

So last year we wrapped my brother's present in duct tape (it was already in a box)
This year, since its a T-shirt that's ~13 and looks brand new, I wrapped it in wrapping paper, duct taped the wrapping paper, put it in a box, and duct taped the box shut
Too bad I don't have zip ties XD

Nan: that signature drawing is THE cutest!


Kit: oooh... that must've been fun to do and watch! *rubs hands and giggles evilly for next year's new plan*

YES IT WAS