Kingdom of Knuffel

So they gave us weird presents. lol.
Like chairs for outside. But we rarely go outside because our backyard is plagued by masses of mosquitoes. It's no good. I'd like to sit outside for a while if I wasn't worried about dying from itchy bug bites.

Burn some of those citronella candles. They're supposed to keep the bugs away.

I'll get some. I really like the smell of them too.

If you've got any interest in plants you could try the citronella geraniums, too. I used to have one and I'd just crush a few leaves by rolling them between my palms, then I'd rub them around the back of my neck and my face (I don't like the chemical stuff around my face). It worked pretty good, too.

I'll just fill my backyard with all the citronella. We get a ridiculous amount mosquitos here.

Flamethrower :L

But I swear they come to me like metal to a magnet, even with bug spray slathered on and all them other skeeter repellent things in use

Apparently I have developed some sort of immunity to mosquito bites. They bite me, but I don't get the itchy, red spots from them. I hate it when they buzz in my ears though!!

That would be an idea. Probably not a great one, though. Seeing as I am literally surrounded by trees.

Me too. Bastards love me.


Man, I am super jealous. I wish I didn't get the red bumps. They drive me insane.

Hence it being a joke suggestion

True that.

I finally went to the doctor. I have a bacterial infection. Which super sucks. They said if I don't get better by Monday I need to go to the hospital.

UUghhh. Oh well. I got some antibiotics so let's hope that works out.