Kingdom of Knuffel

Be careful in the big city!!
Don't forget to drink lots of water!
Don't spend too much!

Oh, hon, what did I tell you about painting with blood on flowers from my garden? Use a paintbrush. *sighs* At least you took off your clothes so I won't have to clean it for you.

Are you planning on going to Egypt or something, darling? If not, get dressed in clothes more appropriate for the country! I don't want to hear you sing 'A Whole New World' any longer!

Interesting. When your father told me, he let you pick your today's outfit, I was sure you're going to look like a bum. But you actually look decent. Stunning even. Here's some candy as an apology for not believing in you. Remember, mommy loves you

You are all set to go to that Halloween party, but......you forgot to do the dishes! *glares* Either you do them now or you can do the dishes AND clean the bathroom when you get home.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! My baby is flying with the angels! stay away from the light! STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!!! some one give a Resurrection spell NOW!"

Take that blindfolded off, you'll trip, and who knows what kindof mess you'll get into after that! I always told you that you need to be careful of your surroundings! You still got that pepper spray I gave you? I know I'm hard on you, but you're my little girl and I love you. 888u

*annoying mom voice* You're so pale, pumpkin! You really should get in the sun more.