Kingdom of Knuffel

you want my blood? no!
yes, i'm sure.
why?! because i still need it!!

Step away from the goth club

you're soooo cuuuuuteeee! can i pet your ears? pls

No, you may not summon the lord of hell into our living room to offer yourself as his bride, I told you, do that in the garage and make sure not to disturb the neighbors.

enough with the night flights

Good luck on your test tomorrow. >O<

Dear? Did you forget your medicine again?

so you got the lead in Le Miserable? Conrgats love!

Don't forget to clean the caves by morning. Absolutely no "forgetting".

Did you get that scale rash again? geez, what, are you friends with hobos?