Kingdom of Knuffel

You're fated to save a herd of deer-people from speciest meanies and become a defender of deer-beings for the rest of your life.

You're going to become the most talented general in history

You're fated to join the tree spirits in their rebellion against capitalism.

You're going to live safely and peacefully in the woods

You get lost in the woods and have the worlds best adventure. :}

You're going to become the richest pirate of the world

You're going to run out of victims to bite and decide to sell cars. XD

Your fate is to go on an adventure and spend your life meeting new people.

You're going to become the ruler of a country far away

You're going to be sent back to the past in an inexplicable mishap and live the rest of your life in the Edo period.