Kingdom of Knuffel

I ban you from eating cake.

You're banned for having pretty skin.

i ban you from wearing pink!

Wait, are we banning people FOR something, or FROM something?
Because those are super different.

I ban you from accidentally destroying the universe while practicing magic!
I ban you for being too confusing.

(i have no idea, does it not say on the front page? guess it doesn't matter, as long as you're banning someone for something. pft)

i'm banning you from panicking during this time. pft

Oh. Oh. That's a hard one.

Okay, I ban you from leaving before we chatter enough to gain lots and lots and whole feasts full of doughnuts!

You're banned because your strawberries are too ripe.

I'm banning you from wearing any other colour apart from pink.

You're banned from sleeping more than 24 hours in a day.
Go on, just try and break this ban!
Just try it!

You're banned for eating unripe fruits!