Kingdom of Knuffel

Now what did I tell you about crazy body modifications? Now no one will look you in the eye as everyone will think you're Medusa! Gosh, darling, really!

dear, be careful with those flowers! they could be poisonous!

Not so many sweets before bed dear! You'll have nightmares!

What did we say about animals? Not in bed!

Goodness dear! I know I asked you to use sunscreen but did you have to get SPF 9 million?

If you're going to wear glasses, at least wear them in both eyes

How is your injury healing? You look pretty pale, still.

Don't clip things on your hair, they're alive!

Darling why do you insist on pretending you're a statue?

She's beautiful, and you've done a great job training her, but she belongs in the dovecot and not inside.