Kingdom of Knuffel

You are fated to lose your left shoe buckle.
And then spend a week retracing your steps to find it, because it's actually a high-tech recording device that has important evidence on it!
But don't worry, a passing stranger will randomly help you recover it.
Of course they will turn out to be a rival corporate spy.
Fortunately your annoying coworker will save you, although they'll be annoying about it.
Still, it gets you that promotion you wanted.
And you're going to do really well investing your money once you have that raise.
So all in all I think it's a good fate.

You're fated to be shipwrecked on a tropical Island. But being a resourceful person, you decide to make the best out of a bad situation and build a Knuffel-holiday ressort on the beach so you end up rich and famous.

you'll become an olympian goddess

you'll be the queen's appointed knight

you'll be the funniest dude in the whole kingdom, people won't be able to stand in the same room as you without laughing. i guess you could call it a curse...

You are off to the annual Winter Tourney in the Kingdom of Ice, where you are fated to make a deep and lasting impression and found a new school of swordsmanship.

you'll be the first demon to bring summer to hell!

You're going to break your sword in your next fight

Your fate is to get falling-down drunk tonight at the office party! You'll soundly trounce your nemesis but sadly neither of you will remember your victory at all the next day, so sad....

Your fate is to suffer in the sun for a party that no one invited you to until you eventually fly away with your balloons~