Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to go for a trip and never go back home

You’re fated to collect the skulls of all your deceased lovers (that you killed, obviously) and never get caught. :’D

Poor things XD

You're going to become a well known photographer

You're fated to be buried alive under the mountain of skulls you've been piling up over the years in your basement, LMAO

You're going to be snowed in for a few weeks

Your fate is to spend so much time fighting against fate that you've forgotten what you're fated to do.

You're going to get lost in a labyrinth of fire

You're fated to spend your entire life posing at your window for lame Christmas cards. D:

XD

You're going to get sick from eating too much candy

Hmmm.

Your fate is to have a ridiculous number of people have massive crushes on you, and turn into stammering wrecks around you. And you can't figure out why no one will talk to you, so you end up thinking you're not good with people.
Oh, the irony.
Yep yep.