I'm not a huge fan of reading, but I used to take out scary books for kids when I was younger.
I read the same books over and over.
I did like going to the library.
I remember this one time I went to turn in some books with my parents.
My dad was standing in line with us but also walking around, looking at stuff.
He noticed an elevator and he asked the desk lady where it went.
She said "Sir, please get in line if you want something!"
That pissed my mom off so she stormed up to the desk, said my dad was with us, slammed the books down, and we left xD
I'll never forget the desk lady looking shocked.