Kingdom of Knuffel

Hmm, your fate...

You'll spend a lifetime chasing after your youth, but then stumble into a cursed forest and regain it only to find that you can't leave the area and go back to your modeling career. Your fate will be to dwell forever in that region, gradually reshaping your surroundings to your will until you become a local goddess.

Your fate is to dedicate your entire lifetime to trying to catch that one elusive horse, a local legend in your community. Though you never will, unfortunately.

Your fate is to run afoul of one of those oversexed Greek godlings, and be saved by Artemis at the cost of being required to join her coterie.

You're fated to fall into a giant jello cube and spend a few years in suspended animation, to be freed when a bunch of kids find the cube and decide to eat it. O.O

You're going to lead your tribe and successfully escape from the humans who were chasing you

Your fate is to be just too darned competent. It leads to everyone around you depending upon you more and more until you find yourself stuck in a position of authority with no way out.
Sorry.
You're doomed to success!

You're simply going to become a plant

Your fate is to fall asleep on the beach and spend an entire month red as a lobster. :'>

You're going to loose your job and then find another one soon after

You're gonna be killed by a stranger by accident, at which point you turn into a ghost and haunt them (yet fail miserably), and instead fall in love and live happily ever after-death???