Kingdom of Knuffel

You've had a fear of cats ever since you were scratched as a small child. One day you will find an abandoned kitten and fall completely in love with the little fluff ball. This will lead you to your true calling of opening a cat rescue where unwanted cats will always have a home with you.

You're going to renovate a castle and live happily alone ever after

You are fated to rule your empty underwater kingdom alone forevermore.

You're going to be all alone because everyone will be scared of you

You'll have 100 grandchildren.

You'll open a wedding-cake-shop and have full books til you're old and gray.

You're going to start hating Christmas

Your fate...
Hm.

I think your fate is to become known for a short story you wrote back in your teen years, and it's going to be highly frustrating because your more serious later literary efforts will be overlooked. At least for a few decades, until they're discovered by a publisher who finds the perfect caricaturist to illustrate them.

You will become a very successful author

You're going to become a famous ghost that haunts an upscale boutique. People say that you only appear in front of people who are dressed to your standards, so a lot of folk claim to have seen you even if they haven't, really.