By the way, Tortall. For reals, yo. I wanna be a fruit bat masquerading as a girl masquerading as a boy who trains to be a knight. Or a wizard! Or a scullery maid! Like Victor Victoria, but with fruit bats.

I'm really not sure how many useful life skills fruit bats have. Like, they're probably really good at finding fruit, and sleeping on things, but I think their human social skills might be lacking. You may face difficulties in this path.

By the way, how did you discover your true identity as a fruit bat?

It came to me while reading snide commentaries on furry culture. Someone thought being a purple fruit bat was considerably superior to being a cat or dog.

Isn't the challenge what makes it worthwhile? Mt. Everest, right?

I don't think fruit bats have ever climbed Mt. Everest. So, even if that argument is true for humans, I don't think it's true for you, regardless of the superiority of fruit bats.

But a bat did ride the space shuttle. Never forget.

DO YOU SEE MY AVATAR RIGHT NOW?

DO YOU?

I BOUGHT A THING.

Time to use this hangout for its intended purpose: posting to obtain material wealth. This would be easier if you were online, too.

It keeps happening! I warned you, Bro.

And again. Come back online!

Dear me, here it comes again. Come back!