Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to spend the rest of your life teaching imps and other forest critters how to play pranks on people.

You're going to become a very famous DJ

You're fated to very slowly turn into a full rabbit, over the course of a hundred years. And be very happy regardless.

You're going to become a very famous interior designer

You're fated to become a god-like being for a bunch of super-intelligent rabbits.

You're going to discover the prettiest jewel of the Kingdom

You're going to gain the ability to turn whatever you touch into gold but unlike the story of King Midas you'll be able to choose.

The bunnies are gonna ravage your garden... :(

You're going to catch a cold

You're fated to open a bunny petting farm, which is to become the most successful one to ever exist.