Kingdom of Knuffel

I'm sorry! I can see how that would be upsetting for you, my dad has never called, texted or gotten me things, he doesn't even know my birthday, I even told him it was and he was like 'lol'. Wow okay! But yeah, I try to get people things or at least tell them Happy Birthday! You know?

She drunk text you too? That's horrible. I don't know how I'd handle that... it must have been really annoying. I'm sorry you weren't feeling well too! I wonder what's causing you to feel that way... I hope it goes away soon, maybe you slept weird? That's happened to me before. At least the neck part.

My day is okay!

What a dick. Does he have like a million kids? That's the only reason I could think of for not knowing your own child's birthday.

She hasn't done it for a while. The texts are pretty hard to decipher. It's better than the drunk calls. lol.

I always sleep weird. But this is really crazy. I can't deal with the pain. It really sucks.

Yay! I'm glad that you're day's okay! Better than terrible.

Nope just me and my half brother. But he's like always been real close to him. It's fine though, it's not a big deal to me.

Oh dang... I used to drunk text people, embarrassing. And yeah, drunk calls have to be at least 3x worse. Lol...

Hmm I think I'm usually always sleeping on my right side, I try to sleep on my back but somehow always end up on that side! I wish you could do something for the pain... I'm sure reg pain meds wouldn't help though?

True that!

Yeah, no excuse. What a dick.

Apparently I have a super power because I can generally make good decisions when I'm drunk. lol. I don't text or call people. Unless they are also drunk. haha. I'm not trying to be rude, btw. It just seemed like a lot of people make bad decisions when drunk.

I sleep on my stomach. fun!

I have no idea. I don't know where any are. lol. I was thinking about trying to use my heating pad, but I don't know where it is.

Lol, yup.

Oh no, I didn't think it was a rude comment! Yeah, a lot of people do... I haven't done anything too terrible though, thankfully!!

That's p interesting, I don't think I've met anyone who sleeps that way, that I know of!

Yay! Yeah, one time I got blackout drunk and thought I was Saint Joseph. I'm not even Catholic. Apparently I had the forethought to demand water. lol

Other women that I know that also have stupidly large breasts sleep on their sides or stomachs.

LOL wow. I remember pretending we were crawling through fields in vietnam and I think on another occasion my friend and I made our other friend marry us since he's also a minister... sort of!

Oh I see, I'm so flat chested, but I think it makes sense that way.

That's pretty exciting. lol.
I wonder what our drunk brains were thinking.

Yeah, it's hard to breathe when I lay on my back. haha.

Who even knows lol. Good times though!

Aw that sucks...

I'm feeling pretty tired tonight.

I'm so exhausted.

I'm dying of neck ache.

What have you been up to?