Warning: Ranting and whining to follow
Spoiler
So the day before yesterday I got notice that it was my turn for the free upgrade to Windows 10. So I get it going and everything, and when I come home from errands and appointments it's all ready to work. Then, as I'm playing my games and talking to my friends on Pidgin, I get told that an app is uploading. I'm like "no". Then the computer starts to lag. So I ask it to restart. And the computer stops working completely. Now it's in the shop, and the girl thinks that the Windows 10 got corrupted. It's so new that the shops don't have it, so I'm going back to Windows 8. The computer's in the shop for a week, and the money I'd saved to treat friends on my birthday is gone.
Then I get home, and the guy with the email similar to mine has put MINE on another website, and I open my inbox to find FIVE pages of dating site junk. So I go in, change the password, and then write a message for him on his profile telling him that I will keep deleting accounts and shutting down mails as long as he keeps using my email address. I also changed his description to "This guy keeps using the email address of a forty year old woman."
How am I writing this? Because there's a blessed (mean that literally) old dino of a computer that lives here which can chug along slowly and which still works with most sites. I love her. She's always useful, even when she's just being the hall table for me to put hats and my purse on.