Kingdom of Knuffel

Heyyy how did it go?

The wedding was awkward and funny. That preacher was like WOW, I was just like WHAT? the whole time he was talking.

It went alright. I was super loopy from my medicine so I laid down and didn't wake up until they were already talking about stuff. And then I loopily kissed Kevin bye while he went back to work for another couple hours.

Did he say crazy things?
What did he say?

Loopy kisses are best kisses. Probably. I don't really know. Never mind. Sorry! But I'm glad you're better now!

OH MY GLOB! He kept like pausing and saying weird things like 'People die from heart trouble every day, and I mean the real kind, there are people with depression... depression is just the devil trying to hold you back, that's all.' and I was like LOLOL OMG NO WAT?

They can be pretty fun. One time I made a the mistake of taking an anti anxiety pill and some cough syrup at the same time. Apparently I hallucinated that we were on a pirate ship or something. He was so excited about it. lol

Oh man. My grandfather is a preacher and he resided over one of my cousin's weddings. It was terrible. He brought up divorce! In their marriage ceremony! WTF?

Then people are like, are you going to have him do your wedding? Fuck no. The man has no grace. He would bring up all kinds of crazy shit.

Wooowww... lol! That must have been an interesting time. xD

Who brings up death AND divorce at weddings? They're both cray!

I think my mom had said he could do yours before I even heard him and I was like uh... naw. He REALLY wasn't what I was expecting. xD

Yeah, I don't remember most of it, but Kevin seems pretty fond of thinking about it. lol

I know. They are some sucky preachers. lol

We're just going to go to the courthouse and then we're going to read vows to each other.

What do you have to do at the court house? Do they just sign your paper work?

Yeah, you get in front of the judge and it's kind of like an actual wedding but with no religiousness. I think you have to do it for regular weddings too, and the ceremony is just for religious purposes.

People seem to forget that weddings and marriages aren't about religions. They're legal contracts.

So there are like vows involved?

I'm not sure. I guess that I'll have to do more research. lol