Yeah, voicemail is awesome. :3 Fur real!

I used to get those warranty things in the mail... for cars that I don't even own anymore.

Hmm... I don't think I've heard that one before.

I almost fell for one that said it was from the CRA. **shakes head** Most of the spam I get is just from email. Some of the titles on those make me crack up.

We never owned a car owo


OAO you never got a phone call from someone barely speaking english saying they're from the windows company and they detected something wrong with your windows computer?!! that's the best one!! especially if you know some nice tech words >:D

"oh, so you know what I'm running on my PC do ya?"
"yes and it is necessary that you give me remote access to your pc as soon as possible so we can resolve the problem!"
"Oooohhh? What's my RAM? What Graphics Driver am I using? Which OS am I running?"
"You are running windows!"
"Windows Vista? Windows 7? Windows 8? Windows 8.5? Windows 10? Is it the home version or is it the Professional version?"
"a...a..hh.... You are running windows 10...."
"Are you sure about that? Because I'm running Linux! I don't have a Windows computer!! Bye bye!"

(Not actually running linux but its fun to screw with these assholes >w<)

I haven't had that problem yet. But I did have a lady call about paying off my student loans. I told her I hadn't been to school since I graduated high school and I know damn well public schools are free. So that ended that.

Some scams are so fun to play with...

the ones that mom falls for.. =A= ugh...

It's like.. they KNEW there was an elderly lady here who easily manipulated >x< they have old people sensors...

That's messed up.

I haven't been on long lately because I've been super busy.

Nope. Nothing like that. Just that fake "you're in trouble with your incometax" guy. I once spoke in tongues to a solicitor back when I got a lot of those calls.

I got a weird email text the other day about secret shoppers. Calls were bad enough now they're texting me too?

I had sex bots text me once owo,

In my old email I once got an email for health insurance from COBRA. COBRA?! Does GI Joe know they have health insurance? Is it better than GI Joe's? Maybe I should have signed up. XD