Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to trip into your own tail

You're fated to become the warrior defender of your people!

You're going to become ticklish

You're fated to get a sunburnt belly.

You're going to become allergic to bees

You're fated to become a master of the spear and teach hundreds the art.

Your fate... you'll become a great-grandma whose descendants won't leave you be for always pestering you for stories

You're going to win the first prize in honey making

You'll hunt down the Dreaded Bandersnatch and become known across the land for this daring feat.

You're going to grow your hair long