Kingdom of Knuffel

You'll get conscripted into a Kingdom war and be stuck in the capital as a famous champion with annoying politicians trying to use you for the acclaim

An animal is going to try to eat you by mistake.

You keep getting used as a recruiting officer for the armed forces, because you're too photogenic.

You're going to own the biggest strawberry farm of the Kingdom

You are fated to buy a house with a huge blooming garden.

You're fated to create a new plant genus!

You're going to get a cold

You're fated to win an Olympic gold medal.

You'll find your soulmate at the next ball

Your fate is to have a dance off.