Kingdom of Knuffel

Your fate.... you're going to win the School Competition with your teammates in the Synchronized Aerial division (think synchronized swimming, but for flying) and go on to become a professional group.

One day Akili Li notices that her Library card is missing, she doesn't find it at home which only leaves one possibility, it was stolen by Demons.
She ventures to hell and not by physical means but by the power of her mind she overcomes all obstacles and guardians blocking her path until she reaches the King of Hell and swipes the card back into her wallet. Safe and sound. Just another regular day

Ha ha ha, that's amazing!
I think you are fated to become a world-renowned author and script-writer, who subtly influences the mind and culture of an entire generation with your incredibly memorable works!

You are going to achieve self sufficiency alone on a farm far away from everything

Your fate... you'll essentially become the protagonist of a fairytale, having adventures all over the land and confronting tyranny.

After being raised from the dead after a gruesome death by choking on a piece of my cake (sorry) Akili Li decided that instead of killing or infecting people she would rather hang out in coffee shops

You are fated to make the world explode into colours that are opposing to their original.

You're fated to be chosen by an alien to save their distant planet as a magical girl, and devote the rest of your long existence saving various alien civilizations.

You're going to run away and live alone in an old castle surrounded by various animals

You're fated to get struck by lightning while holding your umbrella and discovering fire for your tribe!!