Kingdom of Knuffel

You’re fated to suffer through a fly infestation until you get out your electric fly swatter and zap those suckers.

You will enjoy a very long bath before diving into the pillows with a good book.

You are fated to have a blood-feud with ants, who are always trying to invade your house since it is stocked with delicious cakes.

You're going to go to the wrong wedding

You're fated to end up with an interminable brain-freeze from all the ice-cream you're eating!

You're going to become so good at your job that you're going to completely disappear from society

You’re fated to find a good deal at a yard sale.

You will become a peacock tamer.

Your fate is to lose sleep trying to correct far too many undergrad research papers turned in at the last moment before the deadline.

You're going to get married but in 20 years