Kingdom of Knuffel

Or July. Remember July?

No, I don't. What's July? Is there another thing then?

3 events in one year is suspiciously similar to just writing all the time.

It's another session of Camp NaNoWriMo. It's only writing 1/4 year.

Bluh! I can't be expected to keep up with this! NaNo is tricking me. I am the kind of person who barely ever writes, and it's already got me writing a lot of words twice a year. I cry foul.

It's good for you. You'll write and you'll like it.

Your responses are unnecessarily terse. If you want me to fund your evil plant enterprises, give me more to respond to so there is some incentive to keep the conversation going.

That soylent tasted like wheat serial stewed into paste.

I'm at work. It's the best I can do.

Do better! I need water here, too. Maybe prewrite a bunch of messages and then copy-paste them in. I'm sure I'll never know the difference.

Are you saying my posts are nothing but a long string of non-sequiturs?

You don't get water because your posts are longer/of better quality. You get water randomly.

Well, yeah. But it looks suspicious if this thread is nothing but us mooing at each other vaguely.