Kingdom of Knuffel

- you have just found the witches house made of sweets in the forest -

You will explode into a million glittering dust particles.

A werewolf mistakes you for a sheep and eats you for dinner one full moon.

You're going to fall asleep in the sea and drown

A rabid fox will unfortunately bite you, and in the furor over taking care of the rabies no one will notice in time that you were put under a spell.
So the next new year, you'll follow your ensorcelled orders and walk back into the forest, where you shall change into a tree. No one will know what happened.

You're going to become an angel and protect people who go out at sea

You're going to discover an interdimensional portal amongst the roots of the oldest tree in the woods.
You'll become famous on multiple worlds, write a best-seller and go on a few speaking tours, become a goodwill ambassador, and die almost a full century from now due to a fringe element's fanatic assassin. It almost sparks a war but your great-grandaughter will champion peace and save matters at the last minute.

You're going to be one of the first people to live on Mars

you'll get lost in the forest and will be found by a herd of centaurs

You're going to get lost in flight and end up in an unknown planet.