Kingdom of Knuffel

As long as it's a conversation-like structure we can defend it as a personal language. Moo?

I will not moo at you. I have my dignity. Also, since I've been writing from the perspective of a pig for several days, I feel like mooing would be a betrayal.

Have you started referring to yourself by ham-related words yet?

No, not really. I would call myself a bacon, but that kind of word is better leveled at other people.

Falstaff was mentioned at my band rehearsal on Monday. Only two people in the room understood.

We were supposed to play as if Falstaff had just walked into the room.

I... can't say I know what that would sound like. Then again, I know Falstaff only by reputation, having never read or seen a play with him in it.

It's a bit like if BRIAN BLESSED walked into a room, calling everyone bacons. Why don't you quick go read Henry IV, then?

Ain't got time to read Shakespeare. Too much trash fiction out there waiting to be consumed.

And high quality pig lit to create. You may use that. You're welcome.

Pig lit is not even really a pun.

Getting stuff written at the speed of rampaging snails today. I almost typoed that to "toady", which would have been an insulting thing to call you.