Kingdom of Knuffel

I heard there is a blood feast? How do I get an invitation?

As long as there's no sparkles. I can't stand sparkles.

Chrizine wrote:I heard there is a blood feast? How do I get an invitation?

Ask elaine.

Vineda wrote: introduce yourself to new foods...

So I should walk up to my next dinner and say: "Hi my name is Death Candy. I am a vampire and I'm going to eat you tonight?" XD

DC: Weeeeeell, for that I was thinking more along the lines of getting to know where your food came from... I mean, lately with all those diseases and such and the drugs going around, you can never be too careful really... Really. That kind of food is hell on the digestion and intestinal system...
Just getting to know your food a bit more can really help you out in the long run... No?


*wistful sigh* Aaaaah... Think back... those days when all we had to worry about was bubonic plague... Those were the days... At least then you knew when your food was infected and could trust your noses on such things...

But then again... Indoor plumming has come a long way already and you really can't overestimate how nice it is to go without freezing your bum off in the winter...



And NO sparkles! *shivers dramatically*
Whoever though sparkly vampires were a good idea were mad. They make us stand out, are the virus of arts and crafts and are alltogether far to 70s for classy people like us! Ugh *shivers again for good measure*

It would be like wearing spandex trousers for men without the proper undergarments *shivers in rememberance* The world should not have to suffer through that more than once... *closes eyes and swoons into convenient nearby chaise at the memory* Oh why is it those images are burned onto your mind forever when they're the ones we wish to erradicate/bleachwash from our minds?


Chrizine: I'm sure there's room for more... I invited myself really... I'm sure there's plenty of town left for one more...
No? *glances at where elaine was last seen*
I really hope I didn't impose too much? But it's been far too long since I had any evening more social than a solitary outing...

There you are! I heard you were the host of this magnificent feast and I am to talk to you about getting an invitation.
I would like to join all of you very much, for hunting alone bores me to no end. It's so much more fun if you can toy with the food together!

I agree that these days it really is careless to not get to know your food a little. All the weird things they inject into their bloodstream can mess with ones head a lot and lead to very unpleasant experiences. Usually you can find out whether they did such a thing from talking to them rather easily, thank the moon. The few exceptions are especially bad though... Another good reason to have more of your kind around when eating. They can at least make sure you make it back home before sunrise.

elaine: that was.... Too much...

Know what? you just stay you. ok?
I do not want to see that again...

How about we just take small babysteps... Just walk into a room and give a regal nod rather than just ignoring the existance of all other creatures there...

No?

How does that work?

*still hiding behind the cupboard after that show*

And I agree with chrizine on the packthing for feeding... It also makes us halfbreeds feel more secure and happy...

eeew... Hell no... My mother was half feline and I seem to have taken over some traits but really now... don't compare me to those mutts... Ugh.
And though I may be a mixed breed, there's more vamp in me than in most recent changelings!
*all affronted hissy fit*

Though I must be honest, my Uncle Ronny had some serious issues and doglike tendencies that make me wonder what some of my ancestors passed down... *worn out sigh and shakes head just remembering the black beast of the family*



And I admit, pack was mischosen vocabulary... *glares at internet and starts crying* They're infecting me!

Well it's not like I can die from the diseases. I'm already dead. XD

Although I could become dead dead. >>;

I could go perky. *waves wildly* HI PEOPLES!!!!

Better?

Ugh... But being perky requires soooo much energy and before you know it you'd have to hunt again...

Not only that, but you're not impervious to indigestions... And really... They're killer indegestions so who would want that if just observing and briefly speaking prevents that...