Kingdom of Knuffel

You're fated to live a thousand years awaiting the return of your beloved.

You're going to fall asleep early on Christmas Eve

You're going to fall asleep and wake up buried in a snowdrift so deep you'll decide to just hollow it out and live in an underground ice palace from then on.

You are going to get lost in the Kingdom's smallest forest

Speaking of getting lost.
You're going to get isekai'd to Modern Day Earth, and when you stumble across a public library and ask for help getting oriented, fall into the time-sink trap of Wikipedia.

You'll end up as a paid editor because you get so thoroughly involved.

You are going to become a very powerful magician

you're fated to get buried under confetti

You are going to eat too many donuts

you're fated to wear mismatched socks

You're going to have the best snowball fight of your life