Kingdom of Knuffel

Your hair are infinite. Thankfully you can cut them but they grow back as soon as you're finished.

You're immune to the cold.You can survive in subzero temperatures and everything.

With a few moments notice you can camouflage yourself; your skin can even match moving patterns like snowfall.

Spider webs don't get stuck to you, very practical

Any silk you touch never slubs, stains, or shrinks.

You can turn the world into black and white

You bring snow where you go. But the snow is never cold \o/

You can transform into a small, cute, deer.

You can make your gear (*cough*STAFF*cough*) invisible, such that no one will ever even think to steal from you.

You can steal everything only by deciding it in your head.
Unless those things are invisible.